[Phone Message]

A man received a message from his neighbor.

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife...
I am using day and night...
I am using when you are not present at home... 

In fact, I am using more than you are using...
I confess this because now I feel very much guilty.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife. 

Few minutes later, he received another message.
"Sorry Sir, mistyped.  it's not WIFE but WIFI ..."